Aaron Michael Walker

Turn ons: Skinny people, curvy people, people who know what they're doing, people who are incredibly awkward, people who touch me uninvited, people who won't touch me no matter what happens but you can feel that warmth between their body and yours, goodbye huggers, hello huggers, that weird man handshake/hug thing that happens sometimes when you're not sure what to do. Pretzels. Turn offs: Combos, those things are nasty. They taste like somebody found a bunch of stale crackers and a can of easycheez and decided "we are gonna make a factory". If they don't come out of the same plant that makes "beggin strips" I'll be shocked. God those are gross. Oh, and racism.